there’s nothing to fear but fear itself and vast biometric databases

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/12/21/AR2007122102544.html?nav=rss_technology

it’s complicated.

i tase you.  i don’t tase you. it’s complicated.

http://www.news-journalonline.com/NewsJournalOnline/News/Headlines/frtHEAD01122007.htm

end of the world party

it can’t just be all tase all the time! make sure to truly live life to the fullest, most stockiest in the coming new year.

Torture is #1!

oh this is interesting. as in send us $8 and look CURRENT.  http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071219/us_nm/usa_quotes_dc

MC Hammer says RELAX

PRODUCT ENVELOPMENT

     the infamous and already copied before it was released “DON’T TASE ME BRO!” shirts are now available and stupid. they’re also dirt cheap. call me a reductionist, but it’s clear to me  that people can be placed into one of two possible categories. those who wear shirts that say funny shit on them and those who used to. well fuck all of you, just buy the shirt. it will literally save democracy from mormonism. it will guarantee that Hillary Clinton will not be elected. it will bring back family values like not electrocuting people unless you’ve put a lot of work into a case already and used a biased jury of nonrepresentative peers and hid the DNA evidence to convict someone of a crime society forced them to commit anyway through psychosocioculturoeconomic terrorism.
    

 in all seriousness,  just buy the shirt asshole. oh wait, i said that wrong, i’m starting again, how many polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    

 because they’re so damn stupid!  oh shit, i said that wrong, okay i’m starting again. in the past year, taser use by police has killed an 80 something year old parapalegic schizophrenic, a pedophile clown, and has been determined to be a form of torture by the United Nations.  A dood in England was tasered for refusing to stop having a siezure and looking egyptian. his photo indicated bad teeth, pale skin, and a poor sense of humor, none of which are correlated with egyptianiosity.  you are in danger honkeys! 

     oh yeah and free speech and shit.  8$.