tase him bro!

giuliani is a cuntilini.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22776911/

let’s get this party started right.

i ain’t got no problem with ladies getting girl power in the form of multiple volts. but the amway partysphere going on here is just too creep.  as is the entrepeneurship at work.

“Independent weapons dealer”?  please sister please.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22507292/

don’t supersede the rules bro!

totally understandable yet sadly not laughable, the don’t tase me bro guy has apologized for his conduct. he thus gets out of prosecution for his horrible acts (que horrible!) which university police humbly described as “resisting arrest with violence”. in the same statement they also noted that iraq had weapons of mass destruction, dingoes ate all their babies, and the chocolate ration was being raised to 20 grams.

in addition john kerry, aka senator douchebag aka the man with the golden cunt aka the wife of ketchup, said he was really sad that things didn’t go smoothly while he erotically pet his ego in front of the audience that day and that he was glad no one was hurt. and that he was very proud of his ability to keep talking while a guy got electrocuted in front of him without getting frazzled.

seriously is there anything worse than getting frazzled?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21541335/

HOSANNA!

maybe you’re like me and you need music to get in “the zone”.  like before you go out on a friday night or when you’re crosstraining or praising jesus or tasing people.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22541041