totally understandable yet sadly not laughable, the don’t tase me bro guy has apologized for his conduct. he thus gets out of prosecution for his horrible acts (que horrible!) which university police humbly described as “resisting arrest with violence”. in the same statement they also noted that iraq had weapons of mass destruction, dingoes ate all their babies, and the chocolate ration was being raised to 20 grams.
in addition john kerry, aka senator douchebag aka the man with the golden cunt aka the wife of ketchup, said he was really sad that things didn’t go smoothly while he erotically pet his ego in front of the audience that day and that he was glad no one was hurt. and that he was very proud of his ability to keep talking while a guy got electrocuted in front of him without getting frazzled.
seriously is there anything worse than getting frazzled?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21541335/
Tags: conspiracy, democracy, freedom isn't free no there's a hefty fucking fee, history, lies, orwell, paranoia, revisionism, taser
