10 year old girl harrumphs at the prospect of taking a shower. mom calls cops. cops tase girl.  uh…seriously people this shit’s getting retarded. speaking of which, i assume we should tase retards too, what with their inability to follow instructions and their superhuman strength.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/6602043/Taser-gun-used-on-10-year-old-girl-who-refused-to-take-shower.html

despite our total weirdedoutness by his right ear, we give stephen colbert credit for jumping on our bandwagon. he now has a semi-regular piece that covers ludicrous taser incidents.  we can only assume he is the one hit this website gets every 3-16 weeks.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/239942/july-27-2009/current-events—tasers

long article about a call regarding a domestic violence dispute wherein cops had no choice but to tase a paraplegic man.

wait what?!

http://www.mercedsunstar.com/167/story/1068479.html

how about just electrocute her?

the poster, benjamin fulford looks all hopped up (CAPS!), but he comes correct.

“Everyone seems to be missing the real issue, THE POLICY ITSELF. This incident is just a symptom of a poor policy. The officer was indeed following protocol, but that does not make the protocol correct. This method of “pain compliance” (torture) for minor offenses is a gross misuse of a technology intended as a last resort for saving lives when facing violent individuals in life threatening situations. These devices have simply become tools to force obedience as if we were animals.”

judge Sara Sheldon Sperrazza (pictured below) recently decided (in an official capacity) that if someone refuses to give a DNA sample to the police, the cops can just tase it out of them.  she did so while wiping her ass with your journal entry about the first time you masturbated.  i’m thinking liberal activist judges shouldn’t be our most pressing  concern,  just human monster judges.

http://www.buffalonews.com/home/story/692141.html

is it worse to sell your soul or your cranium?  why can’t it be both!

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/18/business/media/18adco.html?hp

choice quote from douchebag:

“I’m always up for a challenge, mate, so I thought, ‘I’ve got to do it,’ ”

suicide’s a challenge too you know…

can’t blame a cop for tasin’ (a kid laying on the floor with a broken back) (19 times).

http://www.ky3.com/home/video/25829234.html

tased nine times, dead for the last two, all while handcuffed.

“He done what he thought he was trained to do to bring that subject into custody. At some point, something happened with his body that caused him to go into cardiac arrest or whatever.”

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/22/taser.death/index.html

 he had a knife. and he was 82.  he was in a hospital bed and couldn’t breathe.  you be the taser, er..judge.

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2008/05/08/bc-kamloops-man-taser.html