goo goo gaaaaagghhhh! gahhhhhh!

March 7, 2008 by zahmeugua

i don’t believe in hitting my child, i believe in abortion. aww is all that dissonance giving you a headache?  well the police are allowed to tase children. how’s that for some dissonance in your braincase?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=479341&in_page_id=1770

ever feel like you’ve just been tased?

February 18, 2008 by zahmeugua

master of web feels sadiddy sad. his girlfriend decided he’s baddidy bad. he’s not crescent fresh. his whole life’s a mess. happy valentine’s day!

tase him bro!

January 24, 2008 by zahmeugua

giuliani is a cuntilini.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22776911/giuliani1.jpg

let’s get this party started right.

January 10, 2008 by zahmeugua

i ain’t got no problem with ladies getting girl power in the form of multiple volts. but the amway partysphere going on here is just too creep.  as is the entrepeneurship at work.

“Independent weapons dealer”?  please sister please.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22507292/

don’t supersede the rules bro!

January 10, 2008 by zahmeugua

totally understandable yet sadly not laughable, the don’t tase me bro guy has apologized for his conduct. he thus gets out of prosecution for his horrible acts (que horrible!) which university police humbly described as “resisting arrest with violence”. in the same statement they also noted that iraq had weapons of mass destruction, dingoes ate all their babies, and the chocolate ration was being raised to 20 grams.

in addition john kerry, aka senator douchebag aka the man with the golden cunt aka the wife of ketchup, said he was really sad that things didn’t go smoothly while he erotically pet his ego in front of the audience that day and that he was glad no one was hurt. and that he was very proud of his ability to keep talking while a guy got electrocuted in front of him without getting frazzled.

seriously is there anything worse than getting frazzled?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21541335/

HOSANNA!

January 9, 2008 by zahmeugua

maybe you’re like me and you need music to get in “the zone”.  like before you go out on a friday night or when you’re crosstraining or praising jesus or tasing people.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22541041

there’s nothing to fear but fear itself and vast biometric databases

December 25, 2007 by zahmeugua

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/12/21/AR2007122102544.html?nav=rss_technology

it’s complicated.

December 23, 2007 by zahmeugua

i tase you.  i don’t tase you. it’s complicated.

http://www.news-journalonline.com/NewsJournalOnline/News/Headlines/frtHEAD01122007.htm

end of the world party

December 21, 2007 by zahmeugua

it can’t just be all tase all the time! make sure to truly live life to the fullest, most stockiest in the coming new year.

Torture is #1!

December 20, 2007 by zahmeugua

oh this is interesting. as in send us $8 and look CURRENT.  http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071219/us_nm/usa_quotes_dc